Hello there.

I’m using this section to make a promise.

I pinky-swear under the old gods, the new gods, and Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter that I will stay positive, never get jaded, and always be humbled by the fact that I get to be a copywriter and not an arctic crab fisherman. Or worse the crab. Or worse-worse a crab trying to live out the dream of being a copywriter but snapping all the pencils in half.